i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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