He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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