Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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