just tell him i said nine months
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
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She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
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I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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