Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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