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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
not ubering you a puppy
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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