I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
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Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
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The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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