I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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