thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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