be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Ladies don't puke and tell
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
there is puke in my bra ... again
Randomize