me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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