I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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