im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
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some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
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I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
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