Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
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she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
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All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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