This dress was meant to end up on your floor
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
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he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
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This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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