im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
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When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
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Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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