And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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