You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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