We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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