If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
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The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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