he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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