i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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