that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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