Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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