what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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