That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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