you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I'm passing your future prison.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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