she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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