You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Randomize
