talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
