this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
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well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
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He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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