How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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