Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
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my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
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You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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