look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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