I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
Randomize
