We're like a lot better than the average bears
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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