you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
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I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
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Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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