We're facebook friends in real life
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
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I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
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It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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