break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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