is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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