I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Shitshow foam night was such a success
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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