HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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