oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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