I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
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No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
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Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
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I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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