we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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