after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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