Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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