that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
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I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
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omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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