I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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