when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
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