I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
You're like the curious george of whores
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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