So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
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Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
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The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize