Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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