If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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