I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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