I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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